I will burn in Hell!

On monday this week, there were chalkings all over campus and little strips of neon green paper on bulletin boards and flyers laying around in various places, asking the simple question, "Do you agree with John?"

At first, I thought they were more USG (Undergraduate Student Government) self-nominations except I never saw a last name or when to vote, so I ruled that out quickly. The second idea about what it could be, someone in a fraternity was being honored or punished for something. Then I thought...that never happens, so I dismissed that idea as well. Finally, I thought, it's some acronym for a student group on campus that is just starting up. So, I thought about it could stand for. Never seeing the actually meaning, I figured it would show up sooner or later (Like APO =(Alpha Phi Omega) does for UMOC =(Ugly Man on Campus) competition). So I didn't pay anymore mind to it until it rained one night, and a new batch of chalkings arose.

Late that night, I was walking back to my room (probably from the lab) and I was trying to answer them because there was about 5 feet of empty cement before the next one was underfoot (literally). I said, "Yes, I agree with John if he's into killing babies, saving the habitats for animals, and getting rid of all the stupid people in the world." I kept up with those statements for my whole walk home, and then I thought. "Naa, I don't agree with him because nobody would have all the same views as me."

Today was when I found out what all the chalkings meant. To find out, see the continued story tomorrow .

Carisa

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