To the best of my memory, this is a summarized form of what we bantered about:

Evangelist Dude

Blah, blah. Want a bible?

Carisa

I chose not to touch them, thank you very much.

Do you really think that you being here is going to make people want to switch to your preachings?

Evangelist Dude

I am not preaching. I am telling the word of the Lord.

Carisa

Do you hear "God" speaking to you?

Evangelist Dude

When I pray, I hear Him, not audible, but I hear him.

Carisa

You mean you sense him? Talk to him? He talks to you?

Evangelist Dude

It is more than sensing, my friend. I talk to him everyday.

Carisa

Does he talk to you?

Evangelist Dude

Yes, everyday.

Carisa

So what you are trying to tell me is that you hear voices in your head and you think that they are what you like to think is "God"?

An Asian guy was standing and listening to us go Head-To-Head and he started to giggle when I said that last statement. I know that he was on my side, but much more easily convertable.

Evangelist Dude

Yes. He guides me through life. He reassures me that everything will get done.

Carisa

Hmmm... I want to know your viewpoints on homosexuality.

Evangelist Dude

It's not moral. It's wrong. I'm a dumbass, and I don't know what I'm talking about. Listen to this: I am talking out of my ass! Blah, blah, blah. I'm a bastard. Blah, blah, blah.         ....    ahh. Hello?   ...  I, ummm, don't know what came over me.

Carisa

Maybe "God" was controlling one of his pawns.

Evangelist Dude

God is the creator. He made man in the image of himself.

Carisa

Then how come everyone looks so different?

Evangelist Dude

They are called genes.

Carisa

But you told me earlier that when "God" showed you the way, told you to avoid hell by repenting that he also said that science is all wrong because he knows that humans are learning the "wrong science".

Evangelist Dude

*tick tock, tick tock* Help me.    I am burning...  burning in hell.   I     C A N ' T    S T O P    B E I N G     H I S     P A W N !

Carisa

Homosexuality occurs in nature. Look at animals, there is homosexuality in every species out there. You can't deny it.

Evangelist Dude

Are you trying to compare me, God's image, to a dog? You think that I'm a dog. You think that because animals don't know right and wrong, that I'm a dog.

Carisa

*thoughts-- What the fuck?! Where did that come from?* I never said you were a dog. *funny he picked dog, because A) he looks very muttly. and B) he was using the inverse of god, dog.*

Evangelist Dude

You are saying that I'm comparable to a dog? That I will think and act like a dog?

Carisa

*I don't want to know if he does it doggie style or not* I never said you were a dog. I thought you told me that animals and humans differ because one has a spirit and the other doesn't, therefore only humans can be "believers" in "God"?

Evangelist Dude

Dogs don't have the capability to understand that there is a greater force out there besides their Ma. *hehehe...I just wanted to say that, really he said..* ...there is a greater force out there besides themselves. God made humans in his likeness.

Carisa

I think we've covered this before.

Evangelist Dude

You see that building over there? *pointing to the Library behind him*

Carisa

Yes.

Evangelist Dude

Tell me who made it.

Carisa

People.

Evangelist Dude

Right. How?

Carisa

Using machinery and architecture.

Evangelist Dude

Right. But what if I told you that it's made out of a giant ball in the sky exploding? You would think I'm crazy, right?

Carisa

*I already do. You don't have to ask me that one twice* No, you are just looking back much further than my answer implied.

Evangelist Dude

But you think it's crazy, right?

Carisa

No, I think that your imaginary friend that talks to you in your head told you that he created you and the ground you are standing on and the building behind you. And unfortunately, I think you are convinced by it. So much, that you are trying to tell others.

Evangelist Dude

But the Earth is not as old as you think. *fumble around in paper stack* Here, I have some literature on why the Earth isn't as old as scientists think it is.

Carisa

I feel sorry for you.

Evangelist Dude

No, no, my friend. I feel sorry for you that you haven't let Him in, you haven't given Him a chance.

Carisa

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Asian guy is still standing there. He laughs again.

I think I have to proceed another day with this. I know this entry is long enough as is.

Carisa