I will burn in Hell! -part IV

Carisa: Why do you come to college campuses when you know nobody really wants to hear you? You interrupt people's conversations as they are walking around campus because you are screaming at them. Do you really think we will listen to some freak standing on a bench yelling at us and telling us that we are all going to hell?
Evangelist Dude: I don't scream. I project my voice.
Carisa: You didn't answer my question.
Evangelist Dude: I am warning everyone before it's too late.
Carisa: By screaming at everyone, you think you are getting through to us. Most people don't want to listen if you are telling them that they are wrong and you are right. People won't try to even listen let along think like you.
Evangelist Dude: I am just telling everyone that they can save themselves like I have.
Carisa: How? You told me earlier that humans used to be perfect and now there are no perfect humans left so in esscense, no one is going to "heaven."
Evangelist Dude: Humans were perfect. I am trying to tell you before the flood people were so perfect that they could get into Heaven just by existing.
Carisa: You didn't answer my question.
Evangelist Dude: The flood made everyone aware that God still is their creator and he can control what is happening and how to teach us.
Carisa: So, by you screaming at us, standing on a park bench, you are telling us that no matter what we do, "God" can still screw us over?
Evangelist Dude: God is here to help you. You just have to open up to Him. He wants your love.
Carisa: You didn't answer my question. Please, get to the answers instead of avoiding them with these "so-called" facts of yours.
Evangelist Dude: If you let me finish what I am saying, I would gladly answer your questions.
Carisa: You are stalling again.
Evangelist Dude: God doesn't want to destroy human-kind unless we became faithless and he would have to do something drastic to restore our faith. I am trying to help prevent the disaster.
Carisa: Why don't you go to lower income societies and tell them all about "God" because in many cases, they don't have the guidance that they need. You should be an example to them that you can change your life if you want to "listen to 'God'".
Evangelist Dude: I need to come to colleges and save you all.
Carisa: What? You didn't answer my question, yet again. Please, answer them.
Evangelist Dude: I come to colleges because you people think you know what is right and wrong. You think that you know science and science will guide you through your life.
Carisa: Really? Who lives their life by falsities and unproven ideas, like the bible states? Why would someone believe that when science has been proven, it shows us the meaning of the life we are experiencing.
Evangelist Dude: You, my friend, are mistaken.
Carisa: You didn't answer my question.
Evangelist Dude: The bible was written to show people the word of the Lord. It was written by over 40 men.
Carisa: So you think that just because some dudes in history wanted to write a book, they did it. They were probably insane and didn't know what they were saying. They just wanted to calm the voices in their heads, much like you claim to have.
Evangelist Dude: These men wrote the same thing. They didn't communicate to one another about it, but wrote the word of the Lord.
Carisa: *is he listening to himself? He is just telling me the same thing over and over again. What a waste of time.* So, you think that the bible, even through all the translations and versions is the word of "God'?
Evangelist Dude: There is only one version of the bible.
Carisa: You didn't answer my question. Please stop avoiding them.

Asian guy and choir boy (another bible pusher) noticed that he really was avoiding my questions and the choir boy piped up about bible shit. I was bored because he wasn't getting to his point. He was convincing me about the same as if he were telling me an elephant has a button nose.

Carisa

What do you think about birth control? Does "God" tell you to how approach that?

Evangelist Dude

Are you asking me personally?

Carisa

Yes.

Evangelist Dude

I was blessed with 4 children. I wish I would have had more. I know they are the most wonderful things to me.

Carisa

*Yikes! FOUR fucking kids! The world is going to be over ruled with little evangelists running around trying to think they are smart. Yikes! No more. Don't make more of them! NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!* You didn't answer my question.

Evangelist Dude

My wife and I still have loving relationship. You know how? We communicate. We share God's love.

Carisa

You still didn't answer my question.

Evangelist Dude

Do you think preventing a baby is wrong?

Carisa

No.

Evangelist Dude

Do you think killing a baby is wrong?

Carisa

Not really. It's just a baby.

He was taken aback by this. Now he thinks I'm a murderer and I think rape is okay and that I'm morally corrupt, yet he doesn't give up. .... What a fool! hehehe

Evangelist Dude: You are saying abortion is correct? How can you be the judge to take someone's life? How can you live with that choice? How can you do that?
Carisa: It's a surgery.
Evangelist Dude: T O T A K E L I F E !
*He was majorly pissed off now. I wanted him to finally realize that people don't fucking like him. If it meant me being more of a bitch than usual, so be it.*
Carisa: But they aren't capable of life at that point, and they are just viruses using their host.
Evangelist Dude: A H U M A N L I F E I S N O T A V I R U S !
Carisa: Well, it feeds off of the mother, needs her to live. If her body were to be endangered because of the child, then she has every right to keep her own and have the abortion.
Evangelist Dude: *his face was beet red. He would barely let me finish my statements. It's funny, because now the tables were turned and he couldn't control his temper. HA! Very funny!* Blah, blah, blah. (I don't remember what he said).
Carisa: She should be allowed to make the choice. Why can't you say that is correct? Why can't you allow it to be legal?
Evangelist Dude: Even if it was a rape case, she was given the chance at bringing life into this world. She is blessed. *Pause* Do you want to see a picture of an aborted child?
Carisa: Sure, why not?
Evangelist Dude: It's not a pretty thing.
Carisa: I know, I've seen pictures before from people like you.
Evangelist Dude: * he ruffles through his paper stack again and finally produces some color photos from a magazine page of various stages of abortions. He points to a big blob of red* This one is a suction abortion. You see right here? That's an arm.
Carisa: Yes, I'm aware.
Evangelist Dude: The child screams and the body wriggles and squirms. It is being tortured. It knows that it's not right.
Carisa: So, you are trying to tell me that you can tell that the baby is thinking?
Evangelist Dude: It feels the pain. It is torture. *I cut him off*
Carisa: until they die.
Evangelist Dude: They suck the brains out and kill the child like that. They are mutilating their body.
Carisa: Well, I'd love to stay and banter, but I'm hungry. Bye.

Perhaps, it didn't end on that note, but I find it very humorous. :-)

Choir boy says to me: Thanks for coming down and talking. That took a lot of ....
He is cut off by psycho dude: "No! You have it wrong, she came

U P

to us, my brother!

What a fruitcake! What a fun time! Bwa-ha-ha (that's my evil laugh in written form).

Carisa

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